“Donald Trump is here tonight…Now, I know that he’s taken some flack lately, but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate to rest than The Donald. Now he can get to focusing on the issues that matter. Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened at Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”—
i saw that you posted a request for good vegan/vegetarian food blogs, and i saw a response to it that i think left out some really good blogs you should check out
I’ll check these out though becoming vegan isn’t in my life plan at the moment.
I’ve been waiting on my professor to send back my research project paper (the poorman’s thesis) for the last three days. It was due the 28th and she has just sent feedback literally three seconds ago. She sent it as a pdf and I CAN’T READ ANY OF HER FUCKING COMMENTS. COMPLETION AND SUBMISSION OF THIS PAPER DETERMINES WHETHER I GRADUATE.
I’ve been really good. I’ve held my tongue about it so far but I don’t think I’ll be capable of doing it any longer.
Dude. He’s only 28 years old. What happened in the last couple of years? He used to be kind of cute then all of a sudden he’s not. It’s like he Devon Sawa’d.
But I digress. I’m here to talk about his bald spot.
Why didn’t anyone bother to buy him some hair in a can? Or tap into England’s endless supply of witches and wizards for some hair growth incantations or potions? Or why didn’t someone make him a fancy hat out of toilet seats and peacock feathers to cover it up? Someone could’ve at least made a long distance call to Celebrity Seaborn. He would’ve have hooked up a lacefront fit for royalty complete with one side covered in folded GBPs.
To me, that bald spot is a reminder of the old practice of keeping wealth among the wealthy. =|