I don’t have the proper gifs to portray how ill I felt when the computer repair guy broke the news. The cost to repair it is basically half the cost of a new computer. Hopefully I’ll be able to get one by the end of the week. Hopefully.
In the mean time, looks like Tito will continue to be my lifeline to the outside world.
*Egyptian Mummies (obviously, Egyptian dead people that were mummified that are brought back to life via a curse or evil spell.) *Electrified Zombies (zombies that have been brought back to life much like Frankenstein, through electric currents.) *Viral Zombies (zombies that have become that way due to the spread of a virus.) *Parasite Zombies (humans that become zombies as a result of a parasite using the body as a host.) *Radioactive Zombies (dangerious radiation causes the outbreak.) *Chemical Zombies (usually through contact with nuclear waste, you get zombies.) *Satanic Zombies (zombies that have come to earth directly from hell.) *Alien Zombies: Type A (zombies that have come directly from space.) *Alien Zombies: Type B (something from space shoots to earth and people begin to turn.) *Voodoo Zombie: Type A (zombies that have not died, but are regular people under hypnosis that do their master’s bidding.) *Voodoo Zombie: Type B (zombies that have died, and were brought back from the dead via voodoo magic/witchcraft.) *Zombie Ghosts (zombies that actually are ghosts, yet instead of appearing as humans, they chose to appear as zombies.)
My friend and I argue over the Kardashians all the time.
I just can’t get with them. Kim became famous for heaux shit. And not only heaux shit, but heaux shit caught on camera with Ray J. Ray J. He’s the lamest motherfucker on the planet next to Nick Cannon.
Kim could save a group of orphans from a burning building tomorrow and I still wouldn’t forget about her heaux activities.